A tourist visiting the Hongshan Forest Zoo recently noticed a strange sight in the monkey habitat – a single monkey was stuck on a bamboo raft, floating by the wall in the moat surrounding the monkeys’ island: The monkey in question also had a very distressed and upset expression on his face. Upon posting the … More The Tale of the Socially Maladaptive Monkey
Mexico’s Burger King chain changed their logo to be “Burger Queer” to celebrate Pride Month a couple of years ago. One 4chan anon, ecstatic over the act, posted happily about it: Could there even be a bigger argument against bigotry? Literally everybody with a brain, ie people capable of owning companies and being more than … More The Politics of Consumption
A Japanese man shares a strange tale from his childhood: When he was young, whenever he would ask his father to take him to the zoo, his father would agree. Come weekend, his father would always fulfill his promise and take the young child to the zoo. When they were done looking at all the … More The Horse Zoo
A Canadian anon complains about his city (Vancouver) of legalizing the possession (2.5g or less) of hard drugs such as heroin. A different anon whose city, Portland, had already done something similar responds with a horrifying tale of what might be coming next. First, the Canadian anon’s complaint, which includes a link to a more … More Creatures of Heroin
An artist from Japan has the bad habit of losing interest in doodles they started halfway through, and finishes them up haphazardly: An angry polar bear: A penguin reminiscent of the Gondola meme: A leopard looking a bit thuggish: Parkour goat: Raccoon turned out surprisingly normal: This bird got the short end of the stick: … More When an Artist Gives up Halfway Through
A 4chan anon’s essay on the topic of pattern recognition and discrimination, and how it ties in with the common NPC meme that has been thrown around online in the past few years: The NPC meme is so effective because it strikes at a key aspect of normal human functioning that these people apparently lack: … More The Essence of the NPC
A post on social media recently shows the following sight – a group of birds laying comatose on a sidewalk: Further clarification revealed that the location is Poland. The birds in question are waxwings, who happens to be drunk from the fermented rowan berries they’ve been gorging on. If a single cat were to wander … More Drunk Birds of Poland
A 4chan anon’s treatise on how men and women differ due to the process of sexual selection, and how it ties into human civilization: Men are the experiments of human biology. Women are the control. Men vary far more widely on the scale of ability and intellect, while women represent a much tighter and smaller … More Sexual Selection for the Human Animal
A Japanese parent recently received what appeared to be a bag of half-smoked cigarettes as a Valentine’s day gift from his daughter: A different perspective: Upon closer inspection, these were pretzel sticks partially covered in white chocolate, with bits of black chocolate shaving on them, giving them an uncanny resemblance to sticks of half smoked … More Valentine’s Cigarette Butts
“You’ll Own Nothing and You’ll be Happy” is a phrase made famous via recent memes and frequently associated with the Great Reset, an initiative proposed by the World Economic Forum often accused of being a plan to create a global totalitarian government where people own nothing and have no freedoms. But where exactly does the … More You’ll Own Nothing and You’ll be Happy
Temple of Zagan 