Anon Now Have a Lefty Girlfriend

A college aged 4chan anon accounts how he met his girlfriend and lost his virginity through protesting against Israeli actions in Palestine:

>be me
>random closet right wing 20 something on an American college campus
>huge protest outside my dorm the other day for Gaza
>huge amount of nigs and shit skins
>just kinda try walking past with my air buds in ignoring it (I’m never sure how to feel about these things)
>random skinny blue haired white girl steps in my path and says something to me looking pissed
>take out my air pods
>”DO YOU SUPPORT THE GENOCIDE IN GAZA!?!?” She asks again
>”uhhh no” I respond not really thinking about the implications in the context
>she frowns slightly then waves her hand “then come help us call it out!” she says making a space for me
>she’s kinda cute ngl
>step in line and start chanting with the assorted nigs mutts and white women
“FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALATINE WILL BE FREE!”
>hope to fuck no one is filming this
>random Jewish student walks by and gives us the finger
>blue haired chick next to me spits on him
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>start chatting louder
FROM THE RIVER TO THR SEA PALASTINE WILL BE FREE
>crowd getting bigger with people filling in over the walk infront of us
>eventually some fat fuck from the administration comes out (could have been a golem or a Jew; couldn’t tell from how far back I was)
>he starts talking to some folks at the front of the line and the chants kinda quites down down for a minute

>can’t really hear what’s being said other then some she-boon at the front of the line yelling shit and the Weasley mother fucker apparently trying to get us to break up
>nigs start getting wroudy yelling out shit from the back
>just yell it out for some reason don’t know why
“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JEW MOTHER FUCKER!”
>nigs around me burst out laughing as does the chick who hugs my shoulder all of a sudden
>”EW SAID THAT!?!?” The fat Jew at the front yells pissed as fuck
>he starts yelling louder and louder as people start to chant a bit again
>shit kinda breaks up after that though as public safety comes out and starts pushing us off the green
>start walking away from my dorm with the blue haired chick who has not let go of my hand since
>”OMG Anon that was so funny haha”
>”That guy was such a fuckin PIG”
>”I can’t believe with what Israel is doing over there people still”-ect
>Get talking about the Middle East and Israel as she leads me back to her dorm (never fucking thought the /pol/ redpills would actually HELP me with a chick)
>we get back to her overdecorated dorm with a giant pink bong sitting directly butt down in the middle of her desk
>”do you smoke anon??”
>real answer is no, not since sophomore year of high school but say yes
>get high as fuck and start dropping all this fucking esoteric knowledge about the Jew and Mossad Epstein pizzagate and shit
>she low key into it somehow

>topics change and find out a fuck tone about her life, dad left, mom moved around all over the country, her ex was actually a Jew (I’m not shitting you) and they broke up a week ago over the Gaza shit
>make a joke about small Jew dicks
>she punches me in the shoulder jokingly but laughs and smiles
>lose my virginity that night
>next day we both wake up and go get breakfast together
>been getting meals together ever since and getting closer and closer
Tfw the invasion of Gaza got me to lose my virginity and my first college relationship

 

It’s interesting how for years, people on the right complained about colleges being Jewish controlled indoctrination centers, but the same supposedly brainwashed leftist students are the ones to speak up the loudest against the horrors that’s happening in Gaza.  Either way, at least this one anon managed to land a girlfriend throughout all this, so good for him!

 

 

 

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