How sad how true these are. Earlier this year there was a train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, where a mass of chemicals spilled out near the town. Despite the government claiming the spill is minor and contained, many nearby residents suffered from mysterious illness and also observed wildlife dying in droves.
The crown jewel, if you will, of the incident was a man whose voice became as high as Mickey’s Mouse’s:
A scene from the derailment in Ohio in earlier 2023
Ohio resident Wade Lovett is reportedly having trouble breathing and now “sounds like Mickey Mouse.”
…My voice sounds like Mickey Mouse. My normal voice is low. It’s hard to breathe, especially at night,” he told the New York Post. “My chest hurts so much at night I feel like I’m drowning. I cough up phlegm a lot. I lost my job because the doctor won’t release me to go to work,” Lovett allegedly said in “an extremely high-pitched voice.”
The 40-year-old auto dealer says medical professionals have told him that he has “chemicals” in him, but “there’s no one in town who can run the toxicological tests to find out which ones they are.”
Combine this with the whole covid fiasco of the past few years, the government’s relative inaction with the wildfire in Maui and various other more minor events, one can only conclude that the above listed 2023 “Life Hacks” are sadly correct.
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