Rejected by a Duck – An Army Recruiter Tale

An army recruiter details one of the stranger rejections he’s received:

I’d like to summarize recruiting in the summer of 2022.  Today we approached a man in a full duck costume flipping a car wash sign in 96-degree heat.  We offered him 35k and a job.  He told us to fuck off.

I think I am going to get a cheap bottle of liquor, find a park bench and contemplate life.

Good for the man in the duck costume!

Considering the above was written back in 2022, I can only imagine things have gotten worse for military recruiters, due to the growing conflict in the middle east centered around Israel.

 

 

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